Salsa or Guacamole?

One very simple question asked from one friend to another. Guac or salsa? You would think that this would be quickly and easily answered. Not in this case. The question lead to a chaotic stream of consciousness with random statements and questions. This madness concludes with one of the spitting guacamole during a massive food fight. Now did these crazy shenanigans accomplish anything? Did the man ever decide between guacamole or salsa? Do events like this actually happen in real life?

The company Bing thinks so. not necessarily in active life, but that is more of an allegory to how search engines like to answer questions.They are stating that if you use one of the normal search engines you will not find an answer unless you wade through a thick swamp of random pages. Bing knows this is not fun, and see this as an opportunity. They want to make you think that if you use Bing you will quickly get to an answer and skip all the commotion. If this is true or not who knows; at least they want you to think that it is.